a gentleman in training.

Me whenever I have to walk more than 10 steps somewhere:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:11:59 -0400

marianneistotallyawesome: “Can I ask you though, on the topic...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:30:46 -0400

“Can I ask you though, on the topic of child stardom and Hollywood prototypes and stereotypes, you never became a diva.”

ilu ray

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:57:54 -0400

I'm Facebook friends with someone who updates regularly about the size of her fetus as compared to various items of produce.

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:28:26 -0400

“Today, the baby is the size of a lemon!”

“Now it’s the size of an avocado!”

Serving up some Wimbledon realness. #tbt...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:46:57 -0400

Serving up some Wimbledon realness. #tbt #originaltoddlersandtiaras

tehvalerie: lizlemon: (via ohhleary) “Listen, I love Jesus but...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 09:28:56 -0400

tehvalerie:

lizlemon:

(via ohhleary)

“Listen, I love Jesus but I drink a little.”

This will never ever not make me smile.

Gladys is a riot. I’d never seen this before and it was definitely a good way to start my Friday.

This is exactly why I cannot wait to be 80.

"1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go..."

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 12:58:10 -0400

“1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.”

- Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via pigmenting)

Just going to leave this right here.

Studying for the bar makes me want to become anything else in the world other than a lawyer.

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 15:01:43 -0400

This is potentially a problem.

I’ve had it — officially. Bitch needs to be put...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 18:36:58 -0400

I’ve had it — officially. Bitch needs to be put down.

kittywinkle-master-of-jarate: What If The Male Avengers Were...

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:20:36 -0400

kittywinkle-master-of-jarate:

What If The Male Avengers Were Posed Like The Female One?

This. Is. Amazing.

aliotakesonchicago: Let us pray.

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:46:15 -0400

aliotakesonchicago:

Let us pray.

Boy scouts can be gay now!

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:57:00 -0400

Pretty much the approach suggested by the career services office...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:52:00 -0400

Pretty much the approach suggested by the career services office at my law school.

bricesander: Miley speaks for us all. Ok, ok. I like her a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:27:15 -0400

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all.

Ok, ok. I like her a little more now.

They have so much in common.

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:48:00 -0400

They have so much in common.

This is what I do with my newly acquired law degree....

Wed, 15 May 2013 10:41:42 -0400

This is what I do with my newly acquired law degree. #aspiringbackupdancer (at Charlottesville Performing Arts School)

ksuggsphoto: Wise words from Grace Helbig. I want all of these...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:06:08 -0400

ksuggsphoto:

Wise words from Grace Helbig.

I want all of these framed.

I want this framed.

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:11:26 -0400

I want this framed.

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:44:41 -0400

realitytvgifs: Throwback Thursday: Good morning!

Thu, 09 May 2013 00:22:25 -0400

realitytvgifs:

Throwback Thursday: Good morning!